I thought things like this only happened in the movies.
My childhood + rape = Transformers The Michael Bay Movie
Ever look down at your penis and realize it's not yours?
I hate this shit.
OMFG! I've been blessed with a little bit of You-Tube sun shine today.
In life, there's nothing that says intimacy more than watching your girl take a dump.
Sweet Jesus . . . the turtles are back?
OMG! Michael Bay, You Will Pay For Your Heresy!!!
Korean BBQ Cabbage . . . Patch Kids? You nkow you're salivating.
There is only "ONE" true Transformers movie, and it ain't this one!
Why can't we have commercials like this in the U.S.?
Now you too can enjoy MSG while ninja fighting!
I'm lazy, here's a link to my massive toy collection.
Those Koreans are some weird people. God bless them and their poop Flash animations.
When your friends and coworkers all unanimously say you have ghetto taste in women, you're screwed.
Straight from the E3 floor for your enjoyment.
What in the world is going on in Japan and their target marketing demographics.
Namco/Bandai and Atari announce new Super Dragon Ball Z game with development team responsible for Street Fighter II arcade game! gasp
The force is strong, but it isn't "that" strong. Checkout this mini clip of Darth Vader Vs. The Japanese Police
Gawd Damn this is funny.
Mazinger Z! The Bestest Giant Robot Show Evar!
Better watch out. You could be on this list too.
SCEJ approves a UMD PSP release which encourages the habit of dating underaged Japanese girls.
So now I get this . . .
Some things go together well, some things should never be combined.
Sometimes being the Japanese president of a 12 year old actress's fan club is a bad thing.
Is racisim getting hip and in vogue? Seems like it to me. Adidas goes Abercrombie.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any fuglier, a new shoe hits the stores.
It's the duty of every man to know and understand what challenges every women faces in her life time.
Calling on all Naruto fans! If you're a fan of action/adventure or martial arts anime, you may want to read this for an opportunity to win a voice casting job as a Naruto character in the second season of the U.S. dubbed rendition.
Checkout the latest Screens of Rumble Roses XX Straight From Konami Japan!
Join Bikinigamer and attend the Chinese History Lesson Hour with Professor Mario. Damn Bowser and his opium! No wonder those commies hate everybody.
I pwned myself on this one.
Do you have the "Asian Eye"? Test your Asian-ness by trying to tell the differance between Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans.
Ever want to shoot that stupid dog in Duck Hunt? Or maybe try out a full auto submachine gun on the ducks? I have the game for you.
There's a new fad the internet concerning altering pics, and I've found myself at a philosophical dilemma.
What's all the hub-bub about anyways?
Keeping the internet funny and filthy since 2004.
I-Mockery passes on Mr Miyagi's words of wisdom straight from the grave.
Ah, all is right in the world once more. Checkout http://www.wingkong.net original flash animation.
Tired of hearing how the Xbox 360 is the "it" product? Well, watch this video to release some of that aggression.
Kid receives a piece of mystery meat in his iPod box for Christmas
It's the holidays, here's my random holiday thoughts and musings presented in a compressed constipated form.
Sometimes expressing yourself is a little creepy. Objectification of women has never been easier.
The Nintendo DS just got a whole lot smuttier.
We always knew Hello Kitty was plotting to destroy the videogame industry. Now, there's definitive proof.
Morning Musume vs. Bob Sapp
Yet another definitive reason why Transformers occupy the pinnacle position as the coolest children's toy ever.
Ever have one of those moments when you want to play a two player game, clean up your room, and gawk at a cute Japanese girl all at the same time? Well, Japan has a service for you.
The Japanese have perverted almost every topic imaginable into depraved, tenticle ladden, hentai (illustrated pornography) except one concept. Lecto enlightens the masses into why Hello Kitty porn hasn't hit our hedonistic little minds.
Caution: May make mommies very angry.
Ever wish your girlfriends breasts would have the ability to play music? Well you're one step closer to your dreams.
With the recent emergence of the hip-hop movement into our mainstream consciousness, the definition of true hip-hop has become enigmatic. Luckily for GamePro, renowned hip-hop scratcher DJ Q-Bert chimes in on the distortions between fact and fiction.
There's something wrong with Street Fighter Cammy fans. Judge for yourselves.
What's going on with the Asian kids at Tuft University?
Check it out! It's the next gen Wario Ware Inc.My Gawd. . . I'm going to hell.
Check out our latest screens for Dead Or Alive 4 Master Chieftress! So Hawt!
Poor Domo-Kun can't have any fun. Help Domo-Kun (everybody's favorite Japanese TV mascot) foil the plans of the evil Power Puff Girls and their master Death Addler in this cool I-Mockery flash game. It's the next best thing to Cum-Fu.
In a Japanese press conference, this week, Nintendo showed off a new super secret function of the Nintendo Revolution controller.
May the gaming booby gods praise Blogga the Hutt and Tecmo too.
Monkey Rapes Chinese Boy! Check out these seemingly innocent figurines you can get at the dollar store and Chinatown.
Proof that Yoda is Chinese! How else do you explain how he eats that gruel and speaks backwards?
I Like To Play With My Snake! Check out Medicom's latest Real Action Hero, Snake!
Moments In Cartoon History: Insert Dirty Thought Here! You Sick Furry Lover!
Check out the man behind the scenes of Dragon Ball Z: Tenkaichi, Ryo Mito. What would the developer of a DBZ game be like...hmm.
Moments In Cartoon History: The insidious truth is revealed: Ewoks have unprotected underage sex!
Moments In Cartoon History: I Love CORN!
It is almost here....
The copy machine's tired of your shit.
What in the world goes on in Japan? Poke-Condoms?
Proof that sex sells.
What happens when you combine a soccer video game with Asian porn? ...Erotic Eleven.
The Bestest Pic Ripped From A Japanese Movie Evaaa!
Please don't blame us later, if you're planning on using these pickup lines.
Umm...yeah, Yo Joe?
A little gnome goes a long way.
One of the greatest aspects of being in entertainment journalism...is the free shit.
Dance Dance Revolution has made me cool at the clubs.
Don't pay attention to PetroRabbit! He's dilusional! It's all about the Celluliod Porn.
Cool people could be gamers too!
I Wipe My Ass with Hello Kitty!
What happens when you combine two male prepubescent pastimes together? Come see for yourself.
Moments in Cartoon History - Boobies!
Our trip to the Star Wars Celebration III in Indiapolis.
Moments in Cartoon History - Cobra La La La La!
My adolescent fantasies of Chun Li will never ever be the same.
Read on: Bikinigamer.com will show you how to get chicks to lay it on ya!
It's how Zangief gets all the ladies.
You can't dress her, but we have no quarrels with that.
Special limited collection of Intron Depot hotties. Enjoy!
Indulge yourself in those sick twisted fantasies of Kawaii... bat girls to your hearts content
If she's good enough for Snake, she's good enough BikiniGamer.
Do you remember this moment in cartoon history?
Cars, babes, and notable personalities!