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Mystery Meat For X-Mas? Spam Anyone? - [ Bikini Line ]

A kid in Hawaii got a pretty crappy Christmas surprise when he opened his present from his mom. To his overwhelming astonishment he got what he always had wanted--an iPod. Overjoyed with a sense of love he opened it up and got a pretty nasty taste of reality.

He didn't find a brand new iPod; what he found was a rancid piece of mystery meat. His mom swears that the iPod was factory sealed. She had it on preorder at Wal-Mart and it was the last one in stock.

Welcome to the real world kid. It sucks. As much as I feel for the kid (and the everlasting trauma he probably will bear for the rest of his life), I feel more for the mom. She put it on layaway, which means she still has to pay for the present--it's on her credit card! Eh, what are you gonna do?

You can read the news story HERE! or watch CNN's streaming video report HERE! This is real. I swear it. Special thanks go out to my buddy Brent Tashiro for forwarding this story to me. --Rice Burner

That Sucks

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Posted on: Jan 06 2006 - 12:18 by Octagon

I concur: WTF?

Posted on: Jan 06 2006 - 03:10 by asdf

Doode, thanks F-up.

Posted on: Jan 06 2006 - 05:45 by Project 2109

Does it come other colors?

Posted on: Jan 06 2006 - 05:51 by Neo Geo

One time I opened up a condom wrapper and found a quarter.

Posted on: Jan 07 2006 - 01:14 by shazbot

"One time I opened up a condom wrapper and found a quarter."

that was for the tip ;)

Posted on: Jan 07 2006 - 05:33 by Nine_X


Posted on: Jan 07 2006 - 06:20 by longhairedoffender

At least their going to replace it. And I thought getting something that was broken was bad. He had a Christmas he will never forget. Good times.

Posted on: Jan 08 2006 - 08:49 by Kalell

I wonder if it was returned, "as is"

Posted on: Jan 10 2006 - 09:41 by PetroRabbit

its not 'mystery meat'... its SPAM... after all, this kid's in Hawaii right?

Posted on: Jan 10 2006 - 09:53 by drzombie