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My morbid fascination with the Xbox 360 - [ Bikini Line ]

I'm tired of hearing about the Xbox 360. The system seems rushed, the game lineup is virtually lackluster and overpriced, and the console is seemingly unattainable for so many gamers. The more I think of all the people who've spent fortunes on this hesitantly manufactured piece of poo, the angrier I get. I get even more enraged when I hear of all the people who really want one and spend double or even triple the SRP. So, I share with you all the secret of my anger management routine. Watch and enjoy the destruction of a $400 next gen system.--Rice Burner

Die . . . Die . . . Die, Die, Die!

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Noooooo, my precious 360!

Posted on: Jan 11 2006 - 04:54 by Project 2109

r u a freakin dick

Posted on: Jan 11 2006 - 07:10 by the

Wow!!! That what was pretty tight. It was kinda cool seeing what an Xbox 360 looks after being hit with a sledge hammer. I wonder if they play the system after it's beating.

I want an Xbox 360 but I don't mind waiting for little bit to get my hands on it. So far, theres only about 5 games I want for the console and with system problems, shortages, and the fact I bought an Xbox about 2 years ago, I think I'll spend my cash on an HD-TV or a new home theater system.

Posted on: Jan 11 2006 - 08:16 by fatface

Good for you! Wait it out and see if the PS3 rules.

Posted on: Jan 11 2006 - 08:55 by Rice Burner

There was a comment you made about the, well you know, on Bro Buzz's site. I asked you about the comment but didn't get a response so I'm glad to see this if a little sad at the same time. I have one and I have been enjoying it, but now after taking such a hard hit to the chest I'm going to try and catch my breath and then crawl back to my HDTV to play Call Of Duty 2 yet again.

Posted on: Jan 12 2006 - 12:38 by Kalell

Part of being a videogame "journalist" (I use that term lightly, mind you), is being openly critical of products. If you're happy with the 360, that's cool, I'm glad it has made a minute differance in your enjoyment of games.

However, the fact that there were so many defects, the price, the lack of overwhelming "next gen" titles, and the massive demand makes me sick to my stomach. It's not like I can escape from it either. I'm reminded of this bleeding ulcer everyday. So, I seek a healthy way to vent it.

If anyone has a diffenernt opinon speak now. Convince me otherwise. BTW, PS3 is looking way cooler.

Posted on: Jan 12 2006 - 08:52 by Rice Burner

I had a mini-heart attack while watching that! Worse than a snuff film.

But, yeah. I agree with you. Xbox 360 is a giant letdown.

Posted on: Jan 12 2006 - 10:34 by longhairedoffender

i can't believe u hate on 360 i mene 360 is best console evar and i cant waite for halo 3.

Posted on: Jan 12 2006 - 10:53 by funkin zealot

Xbox 360 Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!! F**k you Bill Gates.

Posted on: Jan 12 2006 - 11:09 by Red

My Vulcan like mind powers sense sarcasm from Funkin Zealot. Hmmm

Posted on: Jan 12 2006 - 11:18 by Rice Burner