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I Think My Taste In Women Is Ghetto - [ Bikini Line ]

Recently several friends and coworkers have all unanimously commented that my taste in women borders on hopelessly ghetto. Here's two cases in point, if an Asian girl can handle herself in a fight (with knives or fists) it's a definite turn on. I like girls independent and having the ability to finish what I start. My buddy tells me I'm a retard. Why would you go out with someone potentially violent and out of control. I dunno, I just like girls who can take care of themselves.

If a girl is down with the Asian FOB squat, that's definitely a turn on. I grew up in San Francisco's Chinatown. Girls and guys squatted all the time, spit fat phlegm wads, and smoke. I don't want a prissy whinny cry baby. Gimmie a fine girl from where I'm coming from. Yeah, I guess I'm hopelessly ghetto. But then again, a girl who constantly swears is definitely not for me. --RiceBurner

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Rice Burner you're the biggest FOB I know. Dude wait.... you were born here! What IS up with the ghetto attraction?

Posted on: May 16 2006 - 05:03 by Neo Geo

homeboy, Rice Burner is ghetto, so of course he wants a chick that can get down with him. shoot, i hate them prissy whinny girly girls too, its to me the biggest turn off. I mean you could be hella fine, but if you're always whiny, crying, and thats screwing up the fun, then the looks don't mean jack *after awhile*. Ghetto attraction or not, long as they're cool and long as you down with that, then its ALL GOOD. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Side note: I always wondered why how Neo Geo got a girlfriend. She must be down with ugly things. =)

Posted on: May 16 2006 - 05:45 by smak

Oh yeah man, I can believe that seeing her use that knife like that turns me on, but it does. Maybe it's because she's hot, I can't imagine that seeing a fugly girl doing the same thing would have the same effect.

I don't usually squat, but if I ever get the urge to, I'll be doing the Asian squat.

Posted on: May 16 2006 - 06:14 by Kalell

Haha. Asian squat? Interesting. I didn't know that you grew up in Chinatown.

Posted on: May 17 2006 - 07:14 by longhairedoffender

"I dunno, I just like girls who can take care of themselves. "

Couldn't agree with you anymore. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind taking care of and doing things for anyone but being independent (Knowing how to cook for yourself and etc) is a big factor I look for in a lady.

P.S. the girl with knives is hot!!

Posted on: May 17 2006 - 09:15 by fatface

I'm telling you man . . . Asian ghetto fab is the latest trend.

Posted on: May 17 2006 - 10:37 by Rice Burner

There's something to be said about stooping to the lowest common denominator.

Posted on: May 17 2006 - 11:40 by Project 2109

Hey it works for this blog site. The knife girl is totally hawt.

Posted on: May 17 2006 - 01:20 by Hawt Optimus

" Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." - smak

You're girlfriend is clearly blind as Stevie Wonders. Unless you guys only hang out in the dark. heh

Anyways burner, if your girl can swing a blade like that, you better step up with the nunchucks, or do something impressive. You can't let your girl kick more ass than you.

Posted on: May 17 2006 - 02:43 by Neo Geo

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!! Haha, I am ALL for the independent kind of girl. However, there's a fine line between being able to take care of yourself and being a bitch about having other people offer to take care of you. I'm not all for bitchy, self-sufficient girls, but I am for girls who just happen to have the ability to kick ass at the Fruitvale BART station when some guy's trying to holla (haha, I know someone who has).

However, there's something I notice with ghetto "independent" girls, and that's the bitch factor. I think I can do without that.

The squat/spit thing? Sure, why not? I can do the Asian squat with a Heine in hand and cards in the other. Just not with a skirt on :P

And no, I'm not a lesbian :P

That butterfly knife girl is aiite. I think intelligence is hotter :D

Posted on: May 17 2006 - 03:54 by Short Asian Girl