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Succulent Tasty Babies

Alright, I was eating my mom's left over Roast Beef from Father's Day last night and I came to an interesting notion. What if we could scientifically engineer real Cabbage Patch Kids?

Think about it. Cabbage is good for you, but the meat from the baby's face would probably be soo juicy and tender --I'd fall right off the bone. Mmm, mmm good. It's the best of both worlds. Healthy and meaty. Think about it, we could actually grow meat from the soil! No more animal cruelty. I bet PETA would love this.

BTW, I think these perverse thoughts of mine stem from the fact that I'm Chinese and my people eat everything, club baby seals, and skin animals alive. But hey, it's soo tasty. Salt and pepper Cabbage Patch Kids . . . hmm, or maybe General Chow's Cabbage Patch Kids Surprise. Someone has to start cloning fetus cells, I'm getting hungry. --Rice Burner

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I dunno what's worse, the team of dudes who club baby seals, or the one guy who always accompanies them and holds up that shimmering silver box over their heads to distract them, while the other men bash seal skull.

Posted on: Jun 28 2006 - 07:54 by longhairedoffender

You're sick BTW.

Posted on: Jun 28 2006 - 07:54 by longhairedoffender

Low in fat and carbs

High on protein and fiber.

Sounds like the perfect diet.

Posted on: Jun 28 2006 - 11:41 by PetroRabbit

You are a sick and twisted man Rice.

Posted on: Jun 28 2006 - 02:26 by Project 2109

You guys are just jealous of my geniusness. LOL

Posted on: Jun 28 2006 - 04:04 by Rice Burner

Low in fat? Babies are balls of fat.

Posted on: Jun 28 2006 - 06:11 by longhairedoffender

You are a sick, sick man. You are beyond help.

Posted on: Jun 28 2006 - 10:03 by bane of tinheads and midgets

yeah you are sick, funny but sick

Posted on: Jun 28 2006 - 11:36 by Transfat

You gotta survive somehow. I say make them giant, like those pumpkins they grow, it could end world hunger.

Posted on: Jun 30 2006 - 12:33 by Kalell

Jonathon Swift, the satirist, suggested that we use babies to solve the dual problems of population growth and starvation in 17th century England and Ireland. His piece, A Modest Proposal, is the seminal work on the subject of child-eating. :)

Posted on: Jul 05 2006 - 11:36 by ZeeMosquito