Alright, I was eating my mom's left over Roast Beef from Father's Day last night and I came to an interesting notion. What if we could scientifically engineer real Cabbage Patch Kids?
Think about it. Cabbage is good for you, but the meat from the baby's face would probably be soo juicy and tender --I'd fall right off the bone. Mmm, mmm good. It's the best of both worlds. Healthy and meaty. Think about it, we could actually grow meat from the soil! No more animal cruelty. I bet PETA would love this.
BTW, I think these perverse thoughts of mine stem from the fact that I'm Chinese and my people eat everything, club baby seals, and skin animals alive. But hey, it's soo tasty. Salt and pepper Cabbage Patch Kids . . . hmm, or maybe General Chow's Cabbage Patch Kids Surprise. Someone has to start cloning fetus cells, I'm getting hungry. --Rice Burner
I dunno what's worse, the team of dudes who club baby seals, or the one guy who always accompanies them and holds up that shimmering silver box over their heads to distract them, while the other men bash seal skull.
You're sick BTW.
Low in fat and carbs
High on protein and fiber.
Sounds like the perfect diet.
You are a sick and twisted man Rice.
You guys are just jealous of my geniusness. LOL
Low in fat? Babies are balls of fat.
You are a sick, sick man. You are beyond help.
yeah you are sick, funny but sick
You gotta survive somehow. I say make them giant, like those pumpkins they grow, it could end world hunger.
Jonathon Swift, the satirist, suggested that we use babies to solve the dual problems of population growth and starvation in 17th century England and Ireland. His piece, A Modest Proposal, is the seminal work on the subject of child-eating. :)