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Alrighty kiddies, Michael Bay's Transformers trailer is now live on the net. Check it out, and let me know what you guys think. I, for one, think this is going to be an even bigger turd burger than I expected. I think I'm passed the pissed off phase now. I'm more bummed now.

Octagon observantly pointed out two things wrong with this picture: Blue Skies on Mars and the bling bling rims on the Mars Rover. WTF!--Rice Burner

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Duh, it's the future.

Posted on: Jun 30 2006 - 09:15 by Neo Geo

Was that Mars Rover featured on Pimp my Ride?

Posted on: Jun 30 2006 - 09:26 by PetroRabbit

That trailer is so terrible my computer won't even play it. Probably my Crap Guard.

Posted on: Jun 30 2006 - 12:46 by Kalell

That was the most uninteresting thing I've seen all year. How can you make Transformers dumb and boring? The answer is Michael Bay --fun repellant.

Posted on: Jun 30 2006 - 02:03 by Project 2109

what the hell?Whats with the concept of Transformers on Mars?I thought they were originally a anime cartoon lol.They just dont fit with the concept of some kind of sci-fi invasion from outer space.Thats like pokemon in Jurasic Park.And anyway,the Mars rover wasnt Beagle,they quit launching that model back in the 80's.And anyway wats with the psuedo-pimped Mars rover lol.overall,what a total shitburger.Everybody boycott this movie

Posted on: Jun 30 2006 - 08:49 by cv

Uh guys, That is how the actual wheels on the rover looks like. It's called Google. Use it.

The TEASER is just that, a teaser. Spiderman when it first came out had a teaser wich looked nothing like the movie. It looked horrible. This teaser tells you nothing about the movie. It just teases you. Duh! And Mars does have a blue atmosphere at different times of the Martian day.

But at least you guys are lowering your expectations, wich is good. At least if its bad you will have already expected it. And vice verca.

I thought it was a good teaser. Mars may not even be a plot point. Just a way to introduce us to the characters in teaser form.

And also Stephen Spielberg is behind it and he's a big fan of the Gen 1 series, and so is the director. I think it might turn out to be on the same level as the recent Xmen movies or even Spiderman. Hope it's not like the new Superman with it's stiff acting and bad pacing. And anyone notice that his costume is darker than the origional? Watch Supes 3 and you'll know that the darker one was meant for the bad Superman.

Anyway , sorry if I sounded like a jerk.

Posted on: Jul 01 2006 - 09:56 by Netnavi

Nah, thanks for the info. Even if I'm biased against this movie, I'm glad some people have an open mind. besides, even "IF" I believe this is going to be crap, I really hope the Transformers resurgence movement will continue. I'd hate to see it die like so many other retro 80 toy movements.

BTW, yeah I've heard the same comments from multiple people about Superman too. I still gotta check it out though.

Posted on: Jul 02 2006 - 04:00 by Rice Burner

Hmm, that was an intriguing teaser but I still think the animated movie may have the upper hand in the end.

BTW Rice Burner, Superman Returns is a great movie in my opinion. Definitely one of the better movies I've seen this year. Next up us Pirates 2.

Posted on: Jul 05 2006 - 06:30 by fatface

Just saw it last weekend, it was pretty good, could have been better, but the film totally reminded me of the old school movies. But, what's up with the stalking Superman, and does Superman not believe in condoms? Isn't that setting a bad influence for the kids?

Posted on: Jul 07 2006 - 09:43 by Rice Burner

I doubt condoms can stop his supersperm...

Posted on: Jul 07 2006 - 11:39 by PetroRabbit