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It's The Games That Make You Cool! - DDR - [ Bikini Line ]

PetroRabbit has tried to stress that "gamers can be cool too"--that we gamers can be outgoing and fun in all social scenes and settings. Some would even say we're the life of the Mario Par... Err... I mean umm... party. Well, I'll blow his statement away by proclaiming that it's the "games that make you cool"! Yes, I said it. I believe that my new found aura of awesomeness is directly attributed to games. Now before you report me to the insane asylum for Mountain Dew caffeine overdose, let me explain myself.

I went to a club called DNA lounge last night. As usual, I was just chilling on the couch, spacing out because of my previous all night session of WoW. Usually, I'll chill on my ass the whole night at the bar, but my girlfriend wanted to dance. I didn't want too really but since I was enjoying my time staring at the umm... disco lights--you know they're really colorful and they swirl around! Ok, ok... I didn't want to because I can't dance. I got 3 dance moves, but that's all I got. However, I had no choice; my girl wanted me to, so I had to wing it. Oh man, I was so tight though; I did the running man, into the moonwalk, and then immediately transitioning into the C-Walk. A 3-hit super combo! Ok, ok... I hopped around to form a 'C' shape; not actually spell out "Crip", but I was still sick. My girl's face turned red, bet she must have thought that I looked super hot at that moment.

Sadly that's all I had left, I was left with the dilemma of either shuffling around those 3 moves over and over again, or stand in place bobbing my head up and down. Either way, it's going to get old fast. I was desperate actually, I still don't know what I was thinking, but I busted out my Dance Dance Revolution moves. My sister... accidentally left the game and dance pad model BNS Ultra DX-Xtreme at my house--don't question me on this! Anyways, I couldn't stop myself; every beat was a perfect step. I felt really cool and cocky, kind of like Super Macho Man in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, only with more machismo. All eyes were on me with jealous admiration. They probably were thinking that I'm pretty fly for a big guy. That's right. Thanks to my gaming habits and especially DDR, now at the clubs I too can be cool!

Stay tuned for more games that make you cool! --Smak

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dam you got it going on smak. wish i could be as cool as you!!!! O_o

Posted on: Jul 01 2005 - 12:28 by aaron

SO THAT WAS YOU!!!

>=X

Posted on: Jul 01 2005 - 12:51 by PetroRabbit

Lol, absolutely hilarious! Can't wait for the next installment. though, i doubt "your sister" left the DDR at your house.

Posted on: Jul 01 2005 - 01:56 by annoymousGamer

Yeah, I know that's you at Serra Bowl. All Shirtless with rubber bands on your pant leg busting it up. But Smak, you forgot the "Rerun" man, when in need Rerun always works.

Posted on: Jul 01 2005 - 07:23 by Rice Burner

wait...you only know 3 dance moves?......ha ha, good one.

Posted on: Jul 02 2005 - 01:52 by chuckles

NEED GAME CHEATS I WILL LOOK THEM UP FOR YOU FREE CHEATS. JUST EMAIL ME THE NAME OF THE GAME AND WHAT SYSTEM IT IS ON AND I WILL EMAIL YOU THE CHEATS BACK. MY EMAIL IS [email protected] PLEASE EMAIL FOR CHEATS!!!!

Posted on: Jul 02 2005 - 03:45 by Corey Gill

cheats? in DDR?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You know your desperate for attention, when you spam in a forum....

Posted on: Jul 05 2005 - 10:28 by PetroRabbit

Gee...or you can just go to Gamerhelp.com

Posted on: Jul 05 2005 - 01:11 by Rice Burner

Wow, you are really lame SMAK.

Posted on: Jul 05 2005 - 02:57 by Mike Jue

Mike's a hater....

Posted on: Jul 05 2005 - 05:41 by Oscar