PetroRabbit has tried to stress that "gamers can be cool too"--that we gamers can be outgoing and fun in all social scenes and settings. Some would even say we're the life of the Mario Par... Err... I mean umm... party. Well, I'll blow his statement away by proclaiming that it's the "games that make you cool"! Yes, I said it. I believe that my new found aura of awesomeness is directly attributed to games. Now before you report me to the insane asylum for Mountain Dew caffeine overdose, let me explain myself.
I went to a club called DNA lounge last night. As usual, I was just chilling on the couch, spacing out because of my previous all night session of WoW. Usually, I'll chill on my ass the whole night at the bar, but my girlfriend wanted to dance. I didn't want too really but since I was enjoying my time staring at the umm... disco lights--you know they're really colorful and they swirl around! Ok, ok... I didn't want to because I can't dance. I got 3 dance moves, but that's all I got. However, I had no choice; my girl wanted me to, so I had to wing it. Oh man, I was so tight though; I did the running man, into the moonwalk, and then immediately transitioning into the C-Walk. A 3-hit super combo! Ok, ok... I hopped around to form a 'C' shape; not actually spell out "Crip", but I was still sick. My girl's face turned red, bet she must have thought that I looked super hot at that moment.
Sadly that's all I had left, I was left with the dilemma of either shuffling around those 3 moves over and over again, or stand in place bobbing my head up and down. Either way, it's going to get old fast. I was desperate actually, I still don't know what I was thinking, but I busted out my Dance Dance Revolution moves. My sister... accidentally left the game and dance pad model BNS Ultra DX-Xtreme at my house--don't question me on this! Anyways, I couldn't stop myself; every beat was a perfect step. I felt really cool and cocky, kind of like Super Macho Man in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, only with more machismo. All eyes were on me with jealous admiration. They probably were thinking that I'm pretty fly for a big guy. That's right. Thanks to my gaming habits and especially DDR, now at the clubs I too can be cool!
Stay tuned for more games that make you cool! --Smak
dam you got it going on smak. wish i could be as cool as you!!!! O_o
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
Lol, absolutely hilarious! Can't wait for the next installment. though, i doubt "your sister" left the DDR at your house.
Yeah, I know that's you at Serra Bowl. All Shirtless with rubber bands on your pant leg busting it up. But Smak, you forgot the "Rerun" man, when in need Rerun always works.
wait...you only know 3 dance moves?......ha ha, good one.
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cheats? in DDR?
You know your desperate for attention, when you spam in a forum....
Gee...or you can just go to Gamerhelp.com
Wow, you are really lame SMAK.
Mike's a hater....