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We here at Bikinigamer seem to have a strange habit of bringing you guys the best of the worst smut gathered from every corner of our planet. So now we present... the best of the worst pickup lines ever used in the history of mankind. Now, remember these pickup lines are for entertainment purposes only. These lines are not to be used, I repeat NOT to be used on another human being for it may put your life in grave danger. At the very least you will either get a finger pointed at you while being laughed at, a big fat smack in the face or a kick in the precious groin. You have been warned, my friends.
If you guys have more bad pickup lines to share, please drop us a comment and post it for all the world to see and to avoid using.
- Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day long.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
- I'm lost. Can I have directions to your heart?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
- Sex is a killer, so do you want to die happy?
- My lips are registered weapons.
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
- Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
- You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb.
- I'm good at math. U+I=69.
- Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
- Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
- Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
- Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
- I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
- I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
- My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
- My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in.
- Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
- If you act now, I'll do your friend for free.
- Are your parents retarded? Cuz you're special!
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Don't let this happen to you.
what about the surefire hit:
Want to sleep with a famous blogger?
Nice...Every single one of these is a testament to the tenacity of the male scrotum. All hail the male libido!
My personal fave:
Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
Guy: Do you sleep on your stomach? Girl: No. Guy: Can I?
Hey girl are you from Tennessee, becuase your the only ten i see!
Hey girl, are you Jamaican? Because Ja-Makin me horny.
Lets play army I can lay down and you blow me all to hell
If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas can I visit you between the hoidays?
Come over and sit on my lap and we'll jsut talk about the first thing that pops up!
I bet you 20 bucks you will say no to me.
If you give me head I promise I'll give you something back.
These pickup lines are awesome! All of us from bikinigamer appreciate you guys passing along more of these bad pickup lines to us.
heres one someone told me at couple days ago:
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Here's one my sister screwed up for some guy: Guy: Damn, baby you got back! Do you have a little black in you? Sister: Yes, I do. Guy; *looks dejected because she was supposed to say no, so he could ask: Would you like some?
Two actual pick-up lines that have been tried on me--I swear to God: From a bald guy: Do these hair-plugs look natural?
From a guy living in shopping cart tent: I have wiiiiiine!
(That last one almost worked)