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Best of the Worst Bad Pickup Lines - [ Bikini Line ]

What? No kiss?
We here at Bikinigamer seem to have a strange habit of bringing you guys the best of the worst smut gathered from every corner of our planet. So now we present... the best of the worst pickup lines ever used in the history of mankind. Now, remember these pickup lines are for entertainment purposes only. These lines are not to be used, I repeat NOT to be used on another human being for it may put your life in grave danger. At the very least you will either get a finger pointed at you while being laughed at, a big fat smack in the face or a kick in the precious groin. You have been warned, my friends.

If you guys have more bad pickup lines to share, please drop us a comment and post it for all the world to see and to avoid using.

For more horrible pickup lines from the bikinigamer community, check out our comments section of this article!

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what about the surefire hit:

Want to sleep with a famous blogger?

Posted on: Jul 26 2005 - 11:54 by drzombie

Nice...Every single one of these is a testament to the tenacity of the male scrotum. All hail the male libido!

Posted on: Jul 27 2005 - 09:30 by Rice Burner

My personal fave:

Wanna go halfsies on a baby?

Posted on: Jul 27 2005 - 04:39 by Mr. Marbles

Guy: Do you sleep on your stomach? Girl: No. Guy: Can I?

Posted on: Jul 27 2005 - 07:02 by Tim Mo

Hey girl are you from Tennessee, becuase your the only ten i see!

Posted on: Jul 28 2005 - 11:27 by hoya

Hey girl, are you Jamaican? Because Ja-Makin me horny.

Posted on: Jul 28 2005 - 09:17 by Reaper

Lets play army I can lay down and you blow me all to hell

Posted on: Jul 29 2005 - 04:24 by shaggy

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas can I visit you between the hoidays?

Come over and sit on my lap and we'll jsut talk about the first thing that pops up!

I bet you 20 bucks you will say no to me.

If you give me head I promise I'll give you something back.

Posted on: Jul 30 2005 - 01:24 by LimPNo_OdLe

These pickup lines are awesome! All of us from bikinigamer appreciate you guys passing along more of these bad pickup lines to us.

heres one someone told me at couple days ago:

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Posted on: Jul 30 2005 - 10:17 by smak

Here's one my sister screwed up for some guy: Guy: Damn, baby you got back! Do you have a little black in you? Sister: Yes, I do. Guy; *looks dejected because she was supposed to say no, so he could ask: Would you like some?

Two actual pick-up lines that have been tried on me--I swear to God: From a bald guy: Do these hair-plugs look natural?

From a guy living in shopping cart tent: I have wiiiiiine!

(That last one almost worked)

Posted on: Aug 01 2005 - 05:24 by soda