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Moments In Cartoon History: Ewoks Are Sinners! They Should All Be Eaten! - [ Celluloid Porn ]

When I was a kid, the original Star Wars was the coolest thing in the world to me. The sequel Empire Strikes Back was oddly perplexing to my primordially developing prepubescent mind, but the Hoth battle and Yoda kept me in my perpetual state of Star Wars salivation. But then everything changed when I saw the third film.

For shame...lust lies behind those innocent eyes
Ewoks where introduced as a mass-marketing ploy to appeal to the underage easily doped rugrats. But the insidious truth is revealed: Ewoks have unprotected underage sex! Check out these incriminating images which show these god forsaken hedonistic miscreants for what they are. For shame Wicket...for shame.--Rice Burner
One can only wonder where they're sneaking off to

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So Ewoks are to blame for the underage teenage sex of our generation....Go figure.

Posted on: Sep 09 2005 - 04:19 by PetroRabbit

Just think of it as one of those nature shows on the discovery channel. Except instead of rhinos humping it's ewoks.

Posted on: Sep 09 2005 - 04:21 by Hamster4Sale

Do Ewoks take spooge? If so, count me in.

Posted on: Sep 09 2005 - 04:22 by Project 2109

Can ewoks use condoms? Also, where did you get the pictures?

Posted on: Sep 09 2005 - 04:48 by huh

What drugs are you on?

Posted on: Sep 11 2005 - 09:15 by Ryoma136

LMAO. you're a sick bastard

Posted on: Sep 11 2005 - 05:37 by longhairedoffender

Makes me think of the song "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang.

Posted on: Sep 11 2005 - 09:43 by MaxAwesomo

My brain just broke.

Posted on: Sep 12 2005 - 02:05 by Blogga

Ewoks take spooge, but the real question here is do Ewoks read NewsSpooge??

Posted on: Sep 12 2005 - 11:20 by gaymer

Papa Smurf will you lick my ass?

Posted on: Sep 14 2005 - 09:15 by PirateMoses