When I was a kid, the original Star Wars was the coolest thing in the world to me. The sequel Empire Strikes Back was oddly perplexing to my primordially developing prepubescent mind, but the Hoth battle and Yoda kept me in my perpetual state of Star Wars salivation. But then everything changed when I saw the third film.
So Ewoks are to blame for the underage teenage sex of our generation....Go figure.
Just think of it as one of those nature shows on the discovery channel. Except instead of rhinos humping it's ewoks.
Do Ewoks take spooge? If so, count me in.
Can ewoks use condoms? Also, where did you get the pictures?
What drugs are you on?
LMAO. you're a sick bastard
Makes me think of the song "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang.
My brain just broke.
Ewoks take spooge, but the real question here is do Ewoks read NewsSpooge??
Papa Smurf will you lick my ass?