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Monkey Rapes Chinese Boy! - [ Celluloid Porn ]

Monkey Rapes Chinese Boy!

Aghh! It burns mommy, it burns.

Check out these seemingly innocent figurines you can get at the dollar store in Chinatown. For the full story click: here. Shout out to Ex-GamePro Alumni Pong Sifu for the image and link.--Rice Burner

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!

Posted on: Oct 03 2005 - 02:56 by bob

Be afraid, very afraid.....

Posted on: Oct 03 2005 - 03:03 by Octagon

Monkeys will do that. They love those asians.

Posted on: Oct 03 2005 - 03:54 by Tim Mo

How else do you explain Goku from Dragon Ball?

Posted on: Oct 03 2005 - 05:10 by Rice Burner

maybe the monkey is trying to establish dominance?

Posted on: Oct 04 2005 - 10:07 by PetroRabbit

You gotta grab it by the haunches and hump it into submission

Posted on: Oct 04 2005 - 10:47 by Crazy Carl

i've finally found something that I DO NOT want in my collection!! LOL

Posted on: Oct 05 2005 - 11:41 by drzombie

7:00 AM - Wake up, masturbate 7:01 AM - Sex with family 7:30 AM - Find some bananas (sex optional) 8:30 AM - Go to school: greet palm trees eagerly 9:30 AM - Group sex with classmates: teacher films 9:45 AM - Recess: sex on the monkey bars 10:00 AM - Gym class: sex-robics sexercise 11:00 AM - Science class: professor reveals anatomy 12:00 AM - Lunch: Trade food for favours 1:00 PM - Math: Best sex ever, those kids are crazy 2:00 PM - English: Skip. Have sex 3:00 PM - Geography: Map out forest in urine 3:30 PM - Daisy chain at the water hole 4:30 PM - Stroll through trees: revisit palm trees 5:25 PM - Scare away predators by impregnation 6:00 PM - Sex with family: Dinner optional 7:30 PM - Prepare for bed: Bring toys 8:00 PM - Sleep: Wet dreams

Posted on: Oct 06 2005 - 12:37 by PirateMoses

‘‘‘Daily Schedule of the Bonobo Monkey‘‘‘

Posted on: Oct 06 2005 - 12:39 by PirateMoses

Glad you added that last comment, I was about to say, " damn Moses, you a freak"...and also remind myself no to shake your clammy hand...ever! lol

Posted on: Oct 06 2005 - 10:55 by Rice Burner