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Hello Kitty Hentai? - [ Celluloid Porn ]

The Japanese have perverted almost every topic imaginable into depraved, tenticle ladden, hentai (illustrated pornography) except one concept. Lecto enlightens the masses into why Hello Kitty porn hasn't hit our hedonistic little minds.

Lecto speaks: Why is there no Hello Kitty Hentai on the internet? Look around and see for yourself! I have decided to fill in this major gap in internet Hentai by attempting to make some Hello Kitty Hentai myself.

You can view the entire article Here! The amount of forethought on this concept is rather disturbing. You have been warned.--Rice Burner

Look at her, with her sexy cum-hither stare.

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I think theres pills for this now...

Posted on: Nov 21 2005 - 02:07 by wowzers

What about her sister Mimi? I wanna see some hAwt Kitty on Kitty sister lesbo action. Damn it, why do I know Hello Kitty's sisters name. Damn it!

Posted on: Nov 21 2005 - 02:31 by Project 2109

Like this?

Posted on: Nov 21 2005 - 02:36 by Gamer Ace

OMFG you people have problems.

Posted on: Nov 21 2005 - 02:44 by dogman

is that cameltoe? !!?!?

Posted on: Nov 21 2005 - 10:32 by drzombie

Ai-Ya!, I didn't even see that until you pointed that out. Hom-Sup-Low!

Posted on: Nov 21 2005 - 11:15 by Rice Burner


i never realized why my g/f called me that. Then she told me what it meant. =X

Posted on: Nov 22 2005 - 10:06 by PetroRabbit

wow. that kitty porn reminds me of another Hello Kitty number gifted to me by an ex-boyfriend trying to woo me back. "what the hell is that?" I asked, as i stared at the pink little wand. "it's a shoulder massager", he said, with an evil wink of the eye.

the "hello clitty" remains boxed in my closet. ex boyfriend remained ex boyfriend.

Posted on: Nov 22 2005 - 10:55 by agent marmalade

Ahh, the infamous Hello Kitty Phallic shoulder massager. #1 Hellp Kitty Export of Japan!

Posted on: Nov 23 2005 - 08:37 by Rice Burner

lol! you know hello kitty's sister's name you like hello kitty

Posted on: Mar 21 2006 - 05:25 by conman