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Well, it's that time of year. The time to count up your loot and booty, see the family and folks, eat till you no longer crave anything orally for the rest of the year, and of course, try to hook up/get laid on the first day of the year-- hey it's a good luck thing. Here's some random crap that's been floating around in my head and on the web.

I really need to ramp up my graphic design skills so I can start making t-shirts. There's a butt load of money in it. Check out the site Tokidoki HERE! Click on the link at the Tokidoki site labeled launch the site on the tool bar to play some cool flash mini-games. This guy has some serious design skills and he's blowin' up with t-shirts, skateboards, even candy. I need to get off my lazy ass and start capitalizing on my skills.

Long Legs!

Optimus Prime has officially whored himself out to Pepsi. WTF! Check it out at TFKenkon HERE! Note the Pepsi logos pasted all over him, including his freaking head! I know the Japanese toy manufacturer Takara is hard up for cash, but they sold out their first born son into perpetual servitude. I'm not going to be able to view my childhood hero in the same way ever again.

Boo Pepsi!

If you like the film Memoirs of a Geisha, you are seriously ignorant about Asians. I'm Chinese and this film offends me. Just think if you're Japanese. Sure the writer is acclaimed and the film has some decent production values, but common! How can you make a film which takes place in a very stylized culture and totally ignore and alienate that culture at the same time. This is like that crappy movie Kill Bill. There I said it. Check out Asia Pacific Arts article labeled Geishas Gone Wild HERE!

Hmm, Asian White Face!

Too many people encouraging this kind of behavior. Way too many people. Of course, I guess I am too. It's funny, but any kid with a camcorder has been filming footage just like this for the past 15 years. Anyways, check it out HERE! My family loves this shit.

First William Hung, and Now This. Good Lord!

Sony hires real estate agency to buy wall space for Sony PSP graffiti art viral ads. Hmm, if you pay to rent the wall space, and commission the artist . . . IT'S NOT GRAFF! You pathetic suits gotta ruin everything. Couldn't you have just held a Doritos contest or something. Why pretend you're hip and urban by hiring art school dropouts to pretend to be street and bomb a wall you rented? This makes as much sense as driving a Flintstone car. Check it out HERE! Simply Pathetic.--Rice Burner

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Oh man......

I think megatron was up to the whole pepsi thing that makes me sadness.

Posted on: Dec 29 2005 - 10:44 by Octagon

Oh man...where's the CocaCola Megatron? I'd love to have a gun that shoots out caramel colored sugar water.

Posted on: Dec 30 2005 - 03:53 by Project 2109

Cool site!

NOOOOOOOO not Optimus Prime!

That movie had like 3 japanese actors, 708908098 chinese actors, and 1 vietnamese actress . I never liked the Numa Numa Kid even when Smak and Hamster4Sale were bumping it at full volume.

-"The people look like ants from up here." "THEY ARE ANTS BILL, THEY ARE ANTS!"

Posted on: Jan 03 2006 - 11:11 by PetroRabbit

Haha! I like this post. It's full of substance :D Down with the Geisha! Unfortunately, down with Optimus Prime :| And ahhaha. It alll started with those milk and cereal kids from Berkeley. DAMN YOU BERKELEY FOR SPAWNING DORKY ASIAN KIDS!

Posted on: Jan 04 2006 - 02:32 by Short Asian girl

Wait...the other articles don't have substance?...single tear runs down cheek.

Posted on: Jan 04 2006 - 03:48 by Rice Burner

Stupid Geisha movie. They should make it like every other shameless yellow-fever exoticized flick by having Ziyi dual-wield Katanas, and take on Japanese high school girls wearing oversized loose socks. They couldn't find a Japanese person to play a Japanese part? Bleh. May as well have the movie played by a bunch of white people with slanted eye lines painted on.

Posted on: Jan 05 2006 - 02:13 by funkin zealot

shades of the hollywood rendition of Peal Buck's The Good Earth? They just couldn't find enough sock glue.

Posted on: Jan 06 2006 - 08:08 by Rice Burner

Those two Asian guys lip-synching are dick-meltingly gay. I caught AIDS just watching that shit and I will never forgive you for subjecting me to such ass-pummeling fruitiness, Rice Burner.

Posted on: Jan 12 2006 - 07:03 by Bareback Mountain

"Those two Asian guys lip-synching are dick-meltingly gay. I caught AIDS just watching that shit and I will never forgive you for subjecting me to such ass-pummeling fruitiness, Rice Burner. "

Please leave your email address so I can spam you with all the copy cat videos out there. if you thought that was gay, wait till you see all the fools immitating them.

Posted on: Jan 12 2006 - 08:09 by Rice Burner

Like this?

Posted on: Jan 15 2006 - 11:53 by Transfat